Sunday, September 8, 2013

Spy Kids Movies

The kids of secret agent parents must rescue their parents. Banderas (Desperado) plays the father, Gugino (Sin City) plays the mother, Cumming (GoldenEye) is the bad guy, and Shalhoub (Monk) is a minion. Also, making appearances: Hatcher (Tomorrow Never Dies), Marin (Cheech and Chong Up In Smoke), and Trejo as Machete (Machete). All in all, I say: SEE IT if you have kids. It's fun - it's how kids would like to think being a spy is about.
IMDb writes, "The Cortez siblings set out for a mysterious island, where they encounter a genetic scientist and a set of rival spy kids." Same cast, but this time Buscemi (Reservoir Dogs) and Montalban (Fantasy Island) join the cast. All in all, I say: SKIP IT unless you have kids that want to see the entire series.

IMDb writes, "Carmen's caught in a virtual reality game designed by the Kids' new nemesis, the Toymaker (Stallone). It's up to Juni to save his sister, and ultimately the world." Same cast except this time they are joined by Stallone (Rambo) and Hayek (Desperado). All in all, I say: SKIP IT unless your kids have a 3D tv.
The original kids are no longer kids, so they have passed the torch to their niece and nephew. The original kids still make an appearance. This time it's their aunt (Alba from Sin City) who is the spy. The bad guy is Piven (The Family Man). The father is played by McHale (The Community) and he is not a spy. The best part though is the dog voiced by Gervais (The Office). All in all, I say: SKIP IT unless again you have kids. In which case, this one has a lot of potty humor just FYI.

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