Parker

Saw in theatres for my birthday. It was only a 2 shirter (he took off his shirt twice). There is zero chemistry between Statham (The Mechanic) and Lopez (Out of Sight)- she isn't even his love interest in the film. Statham is a thief that is seeking revenge on a crew of guys (Chiklis from The Shield, Pierce from The Wire, and Collins from Extract) that have double crossed him. The action is ok, but it's more guns than hand to hand stuff. Nolte (48 Hours) is super creepy in this. Palm Springs is also a character in this - it's pretty, but I felt like the wide shots could have been cut to make the movie shorter. All in all, I say: SKIP IT. If you've seen movies like Payback and Get Carter - then you have seen this.